Ruby writes to Hey Buddy

Hey Handsome! Ha, ha, that sitting command makes me boil. Have you tried a low grrrrr? I do that and look down at the ground. Those two leggers are so funny when they look all “You do what I say”.

I have made my mom say “Ruby sit ” ten times in a row once,which made me laugh so hard I was crying. That was before she started reading a bunch of books. She gives me the “cold shoulder” now. I say ha, ha, your loss, I won.

Here is a good joke…stare at a place under the cabinet and growl, like there is a moose (or is that mouse?), under there. We have good noses, so hey, they'll will fall for it. Watch them get all weird. It will last for probably 20 minutes and here is the funniest … "Oh, good Ruby, what is it Ruby,what do you smell Ruby, blah,blah,blah." I smell you are weird, ha, ha. I love that.

Mom lets me love up your mom when she comes over but…Big Smell, I mean Big Red, comes over and is really pushing me away and stuff. But your mom realllllly loves me. But not like she loves you, it’s a million times more, that you mom loves you. Did you get to se my letter and handwriting in Soy Sauce?

Love Ruby